anarchoskeleton420:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you understand that every human being is a sovereign individual, complete with a very basic set of human rights granted by birth, and free to make their own choices without coercion or any threat of violence, hun.

(via onlysuperstition)

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

(via onlysuperstition)

ghost-potato:

*enters school*
*kill bill siren*

(Source: subtubitles, via shedwinja)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via gay-loud-and-annoying)

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

(Source: randomweas.com, via perfectionerection)

unwildly:

your beauty does not depend on others’ approval

(via dutchster)

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

(Source: , via horusthedesiccated)

thesylverlining:

thesylverlining:

hello tumblr. i felt you needed to see pictures of me this fine tuesday morning, october 1, in which I felt kind of sick and cuddled up in a blankie and my Queen sweatshirt, while i laid on the floor and stared at the ceiling. it is the most beautiful picture of me that my mom has ever taken. it is my favorite picture.

do you know why?

because this.

is how.

CREATURE WHO JUST GOT HER FIRST NOVEL PUBLISHING CONTRACT LOOKS

CHAMELEON MOON(my novel about superpowered trans people and queer people of many colors fighting for survival and being in love in a dystopian police-controlled city that is falling into a literal lake of fire and saving the day with the power of love and amazingness)

WILL BE

PUBLISHED

THE WHOLE SERIES. NOT JUST THE BOOK I HAVE FINISHED NOW. BUT SUBSEQUENT WORKS.

and this was all i could do after reading that email. it’s still all i can do.

I

AM

STILL

ON THE

FLOOR

NOW WITH ADDED

ACTUAL COVER!

IT IS REALLY STILL HAPPENING. OCTOBER 9TH.

(via mysticwingman)

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

(via shedwinja)

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriendLevel: Asian

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend
Level: Asian

(via papa-cuprs-sexy-palace)

whogivesmestrength:

chantelbrenna:

squidsqueen:

What makes me so happy about this is that she isn’t telling you you must love your body or that you are obligated to. She saying you have permission to. And that’s important, because there are a lot of reasons why people have trouble with self-love.  But the idea that you aren’t supposed to love your body, that you aren’t allowed to for whatever reason, needs to be crushed. If you can’t love you body right now, if your body causes you pain or disphoria or distress, you aren’t required to love it. But you are ALLOWED to. You are entitled to the chance to make peace with your body, if you ever reach a point where you are ready to. No one else should be trying to stop you.

Sometimes I see or read things, and I didn’t realize that I needed them until they are two GIFs of Nicki Minaj and some amazing commentary that come across my dash and I instantly burst in to tears and feel a weight lifted off my chest.

This is so important

(Source: beyxnika, via owlcrisps)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via turtlemoonwolf)