4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via dutchster)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: copernicus-qwark, via dutchster)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(via dutchster)

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

(via owlcrisps)

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

(via angry-moth-noises)

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

(Source: aellagirl, via marvelousmistermoustache)

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via marvelousmistermoustache)

(via xvwv)

travelersinthedark:

datmeebs:

p0kemina:

genderisnotsex:

fictionalfeather:

Okay can I talk about my binder for a sec?

I’m a 34D, so all binders are awkward for me. Small band, large cup. So I never get quite flat, but some lumpy monstrosity with underboob poking out. But this one gets me the closest to flat while being the most comfortable binder I own.

And it looks like a tanktop!! And it was $10!!

It’s got stretchy bits on one side, and a line of bra-like clasps on the other that you can adjust to three different sizes, again like a bra. I didn’t overheat or even really sweat even when wearing it under a shirt in early summer pre-storm humidity. And once you get yourself situated just right, you can’t tell the tank is actually a binder.

Bam. Awesome.

$10.

EDIT: Here’s the link!

The listing has expired. Here’s a new link!

10 DOLLARIDOOS FOR ALL THE BABIES

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

I HAVE ONE OF THESE! 

It is seriously the most amazing binder I have ever had. 

(via icannotlivewithoutamacaroon)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via icannotlivewithoutamacaroon)

wizardingpadfoot:

Checking your bank account after a vacationimage

(via shedwinja)